whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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