Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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