Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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