Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We need to rekindle our bromance
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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