a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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