Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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