What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
