I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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