I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Holy shit dude........stairs
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