Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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