Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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