I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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