the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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