Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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