I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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