Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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