so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
COCAINE IS GR8
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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