also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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