Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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