Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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