You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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