im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My dick has a subreddit
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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