That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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