I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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