She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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