love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
They took my balls.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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