Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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