VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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