what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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