and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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