I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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