He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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