Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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