I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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