haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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