He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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