yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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