conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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