My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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