Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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