Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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