so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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