Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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