You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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