Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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