Sry I called you an 8
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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