Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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