The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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