I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
