i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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