..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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