yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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