all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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